Here are some fun riddles for your relaxation segment:
1. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
2. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Dam
3. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Poloroids
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
6. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
7. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
8. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares their dogs!
9. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
10. Why do Pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hats.
11. Which moves faster: heat or cold? Heat. (Everyone can catch a cold.)
12. What two letters describe a slippery sidewalk? I C (icy)
It's fun to share some of these riddles and then go back in a few weeks to see who can remember the answers!
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