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Dog Philosophy

~The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

~"If there are no dogs in Heaven, when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers

~"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings

~"Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend." Corey Ford

~"Old age means realizing that you will never own all the dogs you wanted to." Joe Gores

~"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." M. Acklam

~"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative." Mordecai Siegal

~"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a trip to the grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler

~"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." Dereke Bruce

~If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise!

"If you aren't convinced that dogs are family, you need to go to Cafe Karibo in Florida. My husband, Jimmy, and I were having brunch at the cafe and he asked our waitress if he could see the "Dinner" menu. She misunderstood him (probably because of his Virginia accent) and brought him the "Doggie" menu. For $4.50 you could get a homemade doggie meal, including dessert!"~ Jeannine

Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.