Mother's Advice
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room there will be a lot more spiders around here!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off the light and go to bed!"
No claim of the authenticity of any of these quotes is made
Author unknown
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"All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother." ~Abraham Lincoln
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