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Thinking Fast
An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm. He had a pond on the property and he had spent many years planting orange and grapefruit trees around it. He had made a beautiful swimming area with picnic tables and horseshoe courts nearby.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and pick some fruit. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to carry the fruit back.
As he neared the pond, he heard women shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw that it was a group of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all hurried to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and shouted back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond." Holding up the bucket he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
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