Best "It's So Hot" Jokes

It's So Hot That...

~Joggers are now on the Endangered Species list.

~They had to ban suntan oil at the beaches-People were frying!

~The robins are laying their eggs "sunny side up".

~Potatoes are baked when you dig them up.

~The trees are whistling for dogs.

~The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

~Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

~The cows are giving evaporated milk.

~The icecream man is only selling milkshakes.

~Sushi bars are closing because they can't find any raw fish.

~Paula Dean is baking her biscuits in her sunroom.

~The birdbaths are now saunas.

And last but not least:

It's so hot that the corn growing in the fields has popped. 

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Virginia has really been hot this week!  As I was teaching my SilverSneakers class yesterday, I would just throw out one of these one-liners every once in a while to keep them smiling while they worked!

Do you have any "It's So Hot" jokes?  Please write them below in the comment section.  We'd appreciate it!!

Heat Safety Tips

 (From the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention)

~Drink more fluids, regardless of your activity level.  Don't wait until your thirsty.

~Don't drink liquids that contain alcohol or large amounts of sugar-these actually cause you to lose more body fluids.

~Limit your time outdoors to early morning and evening hours.  Take frequent breaks!

~Wear lightweight, light-colored, loose-fitting clothing.

~NEVER leave ANYONE in a parked vehicle.

~Stay indoors in an air-conditioned place.  Fans are not enough when the temperatures are in the high 90's.  If your home is not air-conditioned, visit a mall, library or your local YMCA or recreation center!

~Check on your friends, especially seniors!