Fun Halloween Riddles
1. What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A Boo Boo
2. How does a witch tell time?
With her witch-watch
3. Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind
4. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling
5. Why couldn't the mummy come outside?
Because he was all wrapped up
6. Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
Because they're afraid of flying off the handle
7. What is the best way to communicate with a monster?
By Long Distance
8. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
9. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A sand-witch
10. What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
A Dead End
11. What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy Bones
12. What room is useless for a ghost?
A Living Room
Last year I gave class participants each an orange with a jack-o-lantern sticker on it. It was the orange's costume!
