CHRISTMAS RIDDLES
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle.
Where do reindeer go to dance?
Christmas balls.
What is the difference in the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel).
What Christmas carol is the favorite of parents?
Silent Night.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow.
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A little girl climbed on Santa's lap. Santa asked, "And what would you like to have for Christmas?"
The little girl stared at him in surprise and said, "Didn't you get my letter?"
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"Christmas living is the best kind of
Christmas giving."
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