Fun Jokes!

I just got back from vacation.  My son and his girlfriend came down from Colorado and we had a great time out on the boat all week!!!

I'm back to work tomorrow, as some of you may be, too.  I thought I'd start the week off with a coulple of great jokes. 

I Hate Weddings

(Please use discretion with this one!)

A young single man was explaining why he hates weddings.  "I hate weddings," he said, "because everytime I go to a wedding, old people come up to me, poke me in the side, and say, 'You're Next!'...  So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." 

Dinner Party

After having dinner with some friends, the adults were sitting around the table drinking coffee and talking.  The hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally naked and started walking slowly around the dining room table.  Their parents were so embarassed that they pretended nothing was going on and kept the conversation going.  The guests cooperated and continued talking.  After the children walked all the way around the table and were heading out the door, one of them whispered, "See.  I told you it was vanishing cream!"