Father's Day

Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Father Say:

1. Can you turn up that music?

2. You got home past your curfew. No problem, it was just a suggestion.

3. Why don't you leave all the lights on. It makes the house look cheerful!

4. Looks like I'm lost. We'll have to stop and ask for directions.

5. No son of mine is going to play football. Let's go sign you up for yoga classes.

6. I saw you leaving the school today. Don't you think you were driving a little slow?

7. Why would you want to get a job? I make enough money for all of us!

8. Here, you take the remote.

9. Sweetheart, you're fourteen now. Don't you think it's time to start dating?

10. Your Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Why don't you throw a party?

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"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is Soap-On-A-Rope!" ~Bill Cosby

"A father is a guy who has snapshots in his wallet where his money used to be."

"A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be." ~Carol Coats
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