Relaxation Fun- And That's How the Fight Started!

And That's How the Fight Started!

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she replied.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be a Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!

Rut Blocker

Seated Inner Thigh Adduction: Sit with the ball placed between legs or thighs (not knees!). Squeeze legs together 8x's (Cue to "Pop out of the chair" as they squeeze the ball~ Bonnie Perry) This can be combined with upper body moves such as touching fingers, crossing arms, etc., if desired. Then cue to hold R leg still and just squeeze with L leg. Repeat while holding L leg still and squeezing the ball with the R leg.

You could follow this move with Outer Thigh Abduction: Place ball on the outside of the R thigh. While holding the ball, press the leg into the ball. Repeat on the other side.

If you have any questions on these moves, please let me know. Remember to always cue to follow their doctors orders.

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